Ahoy, me matey! Some scallywag has made off with our booty! If ye set yer eyes on the crow’s nest there at the top of the ship, ye can see it glinting in the bright sun underneath our flappin’ Jolly Roger. Now, ye want to get yer treasure back as much as the rest of us buccaneers, don’t ye?
I wagered as much, by thunder! What yer going to need to do is this: ye’ve got to scrabble yer way up the ship right quick. But don’t be a landlubber - it’s not so easy as that! See, as soon as ye start hoisting yerself up the path, big ol’ cannonballs are going to start rollin’ at ye down the ramps. Ye don’t want to get keelhauled, now, do ye? So ye better do yer best to avoid those cannonballs! There’s two ways to do that, shipmate. Ye can PRESS THE BLUE BUTTON TO JUMP, right over those cannonballs if ye time it right. Or, ye can PRESS THE RED BUTTON TO STOP - that’ll give ye some time to get yer bearings. PRESS THE RED BUTTON AGAIN TO CONTINUE MOVING and carry on your merry way.
The cannonballs are comin’ down without rhyme or reason, so don’t waste yer time trying to find a pattern! If one of those sluggers hits ye, it’s as good as swinging at the gallows for ye! Ya hear me? But if ye make it up to the crow’s nest without getting black-spotted, ye might just be a hero among the ship’s hands! So batten down the hatches, seaman - let’s see how ye fare at Pirate Arrrcade!
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